I got a new post here!!!

So it's been awhile since I wrote but it's been hard with school going on and no interwebs for awhile but I'll try to hit the high points of my life. Also I'm working on the Bucket List but will save that for another post. First I want to talk about my 4 weeks of awesome. I'll hit the highlights, I wore a sweater vest one day it was pretty sweet I looked amazing I might start wearing sweater vest from time to time. Also I did the Mormon look one day you know black pants, white shirt, tie pretty spiffy. The two best days were the days I wore a disco shirt and golf shoes. Then for my final day I wore a poncho and a sombrero to class. My professor stopped class just to say hola to me.

Now that I have the 4 weeks of awesome recap out of the way I want to share some random thing from May and April that happened. First I want to talk about my awesome trip to McDonald's. I ordered some double cheese burgers and the bun was completely burnt. I mean charcoal looking it looked as someone had thrown the burgers in a bonfire. Which leads me to two questions, Why were they toasting my burger buns and How does someone not notice a black burger bun when they are wrapping a burger. How stupid can you be? I took them back and all they said was I'll get a new one. Seriously that's all you have to say? No I'm sorry or how does this happen but instead you give me nonchalant I'll get you a new one I mean how many times has this happened that it's no longer surprising?  I'm not surprised though because McDonald's hates my family I've decided. My mom once ordered a Quarter pounder no cheese. When she opened it I t was just a bun no meat, no trimmings just a bun. Another time my brother ordered a apple pie bit into it and there was a block of wood inside it. Seriously how do you not noticed a block of wood when you are baking a pie? That is why I say McDonald's must hate my family. Which I say screw you McDonald's I'm going to Burger King.

Next on the way back to Arkansas from North Carolina I wasn't watching my gas gauge good and all the sudden my gas light dinged. I started to get scared because for the next 20 miles there was no gas stations in any of the towns but there were not one but two Adult shops. Which makes me say really who says you know I could put a gas station here but you know what people really want is porn and sex toys that they have to drive to get to and risk getting spotted instead of just getting the stuff off the internet. Yeah no one says that because an adult store in a rice field is stupid.So random persons in Arkansas that owns those stores if you read this put a gas station up for dumb people like me who don't check their gas gauge.

Last thing before I go is I want to put my newest misheard lyric on here. For those who don't know I miss hear lyrics a lot so from time to time I'll put some misheard lyrics up. The song a miss heard was Company Car by Switchfoot. If you don't know this song then check it out it's cool.
my lyrics: I got the company car I'm the one singing at Tupelo bar.
Real lyrics: I got the company car I'm the on swinging at two below par.
Ok I'll do one more if your my friend you know this if not get ready. It's from the song Because of you by Kelly Clarkson.
My lyrics: Because of you I never swam to far in the ocean
Real Lyrics: Because of you I never strayed to far from the sidewalk.

Ok that's all I got I'm out check back for new posts