Ok so I'm writing this post because one of my bucket list items have been completed as of 2 days ago. This item is number 132 have a fan club with at least 50 members. I got a link on Facebook to my fan page which has 112 members.As of now one thing on the list down only 149 t0 go. To celebrate I'm going on a huge rant.
Ok here's the deal I really want to see the movie 21 Jump Street. The reason I haven't is because of that worthless excuse of an actor Channing Tatum. In my opinion he is the worst actor ever. I know some people are like your just jealous. This is not true I know he's better looking than me and can probably get more women in a day than I could my entire life. This is the chain of life the good looking get by based on hotness and the rest of us get by through our talents. The problem is Channing has no talent and shouldn't be rewarded with more movie roles. Woman you can't really tell me you enjoy his movies. If he looked like fat Jonah Hill but had the same acting skills you would not watch his movies. If you want to ogle over him get a calender don't support his movies.
I understand the appeal of him. Men have a version of Channing it's Olivia Munn. Olivia is hot and I would say most of the male population would agree but as hot as she is she can't act. This doesn't mean she can't be on tv. She unlike Channing found her niche and that is being on G4 as a host. She didn't have to do anything but go to things like Comic Con ask some easy questions and look hot. The nerds in return show her love because it's as close as most of them will ever get to finding that mythological woman who is hot,loves video games,and wants to take vacations to Sci Fi conventions. But when Munn tried her hand at real acting like the Daily show she failed. Some of you might say the Daily show isn't that basically just interviewing people. No it's more than that it's satire. To do that you have to have comedic timing which she did not,all she had was looks. Don't get me wrong there are many good looking people out there with talent and comedic timing I'm just saying Munn and Channing do not posse those qualities so watch there interviews buy their calenders but please I beg of yo don't watch their movies. Stand with me against this horrible travesty of them getting lead roles over people who can actually act.
To finish my random babble I will leave you with a break down of Channing movies to show how bad of an actor he is.
1. Coach Carter- Wow he's so forgettable I didn't know he was in this movie. This movie is only good because of Samuel L Jackson
2. Supercross- to be fair this movie took a collaboration of bad acting such as Aaron Carter to be as terrible as it was.
3. War of the Worlds- it's fitting the worst Spielberg film (yes I would say worse than Indiana Jones 4) would have Channing in it. Note besides these 2 films everything Spielberg does is amazing
4. Havoc- This movie is so bad all I can remember is it's one of a billion films where Anne Hathaway gets naked.
5. She's the man- This is the first time I can recall saying wow this guy is a bad actor.
6. A guide to recognizing your saints- didn't see but despite Channing it looks like it could be good.
7. Step up- did anyone truly like this film
8. Battle in Seattle- to be fair I didn't know this was a movie so can't hate on it.
9. Step up 2- all I can say is really.
10. Stop-loss- I actually enjoyed this one Channing wasn't in it enough to ruin it.
11. Fighting- All I can say is thank you Channing for proving you can make a film about underground street fighting boring without trying to. I didn't think it was possible.
12. Public Enemies- Chaniing probably thanked his lucky stars he was in a well written,well directed movie with 2 great actors Depp, and Bale. These factors forgave his bad acting in an otherwise good film.
13. G.I. Joe- This movie was so bad I can't talk about it out of respect to the cartoon.
14. Dear John- Boring!!
15. The Dilemma- to be fair this was a conscience effort on everyone involved in the film for it to be as bad as it was.
16. The Son of No One-Never seen it but on the cover Channing is sporting an amazing creeper mustache
17. The Eagle- I refuse to see this one looks to terrible.
18. Ten year- No clue about this one never heard of it.
19. Haywire- Haven't seen it but it looks like it could be ok
20. The vow- it's a not funny 50 first dates
21. 21 Jump Street- We'll see
22. G.I. Joe part 2- I'll admit I have hi hopes for this movie but my question is if you want to revamp a movie franchise why would you bring back the worst actor from the first movie?
23. Magic Mike- This film has both Channing and Munn!!! By no means should anyone see this film. It's fitting that this movie is in 2012 because it might be a sign of the Apocalypse.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
More crazy things in my life
Ok so first off I want to put the link down I told you guys to check out on my last post http://mesothelioma.com/blog. A couple crazy things have happened in the last week but those who know me won't be shocked because strange things happen to me all the time I think sometimes people hangout with me just to see what will happen and I can't blame them weirdness follows me. So I know I ramble and sometimes even I can't follow my posts because I've gone off in left field. So to keep some order I will share 3 things and that's it today.
First thing I want to bring up is something that happened the other day at Sam's Club. My friend Andrew and I went there to eat. I know that is pretty cheap of us but when your poor $1.50 hot dog Coke combo is the greatest thing known to man. So after we ate we were looking around and we saw a huge umbrella and under the umbrella was a patio set. We were joking about how cool it would be to buy one and set it outside my apartment because it would take up the whole yard space. All the sudden this cougar appeared if you don't know what cougar is the urban dictionary defines it as A strong, sexy woman approximately 40-55 years old who prefers younger men. I agree with this definition except for one thing sexy because everyone has a different view of sexy so there's no way to measure that. Anyway this cougar (who had so much work done she looked like Joan Rivers), came over and started talking about how much she loves the umbrella and how she was thinking about buying one. As she began talking 2 things became clear one she didn't care at all for the umbrella and two she was after Andrew I could have been chopped liver. This is ok with me and also I can see why. Andrew always dresses nice he looks like he's a member of a country club. I on the other hand dress as if I just woke up and am wearing what I slept in. It's because basically I wear t-shirts, jeans and Sanuks most of the time. That my be why cougars hit on Andrew and I tend to get the more weird,crazy,or drunk woman hitting on me. Anyway this woman is really just going on about this umbrella to Andrew. I mean nobody gets that enthused by an umbrella. Then she started she pulled out the big moves as she talked she began to rub the pole of the umbrella with her hands in a suggestive way. Then she said look how easy it is to fold down and she began to crank the umbrella folding it down. She did this bending down making sure you could see down her shirt. I almost lost it there that's not right I mean that woman was old enough to be Andrew or mine mom gross. Then she pretended like she couldn't crank it back up and had Andrew help her crank it I think so she could get help from here strong man. After that Andrew was like I don't think I'll buy this today and we walked off it was insane I still can't believe it happened.
Second thing is yesterday I walked outside and there was a cake on my doorstep it said congrats Kelly. Ok first thing is who's Kelly? Neither my roommate or neighbors or myself is named Kelly. I feel bad for Kelly they never got their cake now they may never know how much they are truly appreciated sad times for Kelly. Next thing I want to know is who the crap puts a cake on someones door and just leaves it? There is no scenario that this would be a good idea. It was in the 70's yesterday the cake melted by the time I saw it which was at 3pm so who knows how long it was there. All I know is Kelly you might need new friends because the ones you have aren't very bright. That's pretty much the whole story found a cake on my porch.
Last I just have to share my excitement of Saved by the Bell being on Netflix! I mean this was my favorite show as a child. Now I can relive all the great moments such as Screech trying to put moves on Lisa, Zach and his big cell phone, and let's not forget the awesome music from the band Zac Attack. Anyway no one else may care but when I saw it on Netflix all I could say is I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so ...... scared.
First thing I want to bring up is something that happened the other day at Sam's Club. My friend Andrew and I went there to eat. I know that is pretty cheap of us but when your poor $1.50 hot dog Coke combo is the greatest thing known to man. So after we ate we were looking around and we saw a huge umbrella and under the umbrella was a patio set. We were joking about how cool it would be to buy one and set it outside my apartment because it would take up the whole yard space. All the sudden this cougar appeared if you don't know what cougar is the urban dictionary defines it as A strong, sexy woman approximately 40-55 years old who prefers younger men. I agree with this definition except for one thing sexy because everyone has a different view of sexy so there's no way to measure that. Anyway this cougar (who had so much work done she looked like Joan Rivers), came over and started talking about how much she loves the umbrella and how she was thinking about buying one. As she began talking 2 things became clear one she didn't care at all for the umbrella and two she was after Andrew I could have been chopped liver. This is ok with me and also I can see why. Andrew always dresses nice he looks like he's a member of a country club. I on the other hand dress as if I just woke up and am wearing what I slept in. It's because basically I wear t-shirts, jeans and Sanuks most of the time. That my be why cougars hit on Andrew and I tend to get the more weird,crazy,or drunk woman hitting on me. Anyway this woman is really just going on about this umbrella to Andrew. I mean nobody gets that enthused by an umbrella. Then she started she pulled out the big moves as she talked she began to rub the pole of the umbrella with her hands in a suggestive way. Then she said look how easy it is to fold down and she began to crank the umbrella folding it down. She did this bending down making sure you could see down her shirt. I almost lost it there that's not right I mean that woman was old enough to be Andrew or mine mom gross. Then she pretended like she couldn't crank it back up and had Andrew help her crank it I think so she could get help from here strong man. After that Andrew was like I don't think I'll buy this today and we walked off it was insane I still can't believe it happened.
Second thing is yesterday I walked outside and there was a cake on my doorstep it said congrats Kelly. Ok first thing is who's Kelly? Neither my roommate or neighbors or myself is named Kelly. I feel bad for Kelly they never got their cake now they may never know how much they are truly appreciated sad times for Kelly. Next thing I want to know is who the crap puts a cake on someones door and just leaves it? There is no scenario that this would be a good idea. It was in the 70's yesterday the cake melted by the time I saw it which was at 3pm so who knows how long it was there. All I know is Kelly you might need new friends because the ones you have aren't very bright. That's pretty much the whole story found a cake on my porch.
Last I just have to share my excitement of Saved by the Bell being on Netflix! I mean this was my favorite show as a child. Now I can relive all the great moments such as Screech trying to put moves on Lisa, Zach and his big cell phone, and let's not forget the awesome music from the band Zac Attack. Anyway no one else may care but when I saw it on Netflix all I could say is I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so ...... scared.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Ok guys so this post I'm about to put up is not from me. It's written by someone else named Melanie. From now on every once in awhile I'll have guest posts on here. Don't worry you'll still get my completely insane rants about nothing and get ready I have some crazy stories for you. But I like the idea of every once in awhile being serious. These posts will mostly be about health and I know I haven't always been the best on my health but as I get older I'm realizing it's pretty important. Most people don't know this but I actually went vegetarian for the month of Feb and part of March. Anyway this post is pretty good it's about ways to reach your goals I hope it's helpful also check out the Mesothelioma Cancer Alliance blog which I'll put a link up to. Now without further waiting here's the post.
Cataloging Your Goals for Motivation, Inspiration and Success
Having dreams and goals you'd like to accomplish is a basic part of the human experience. When faced with a life-threatening illness, such as breast cancer or mesothelioma, the desire to fulfill desires and achieve goals can be even more significant. No matter an individual's circumstances or prognosis, the achieving of life goals can provide significant benefits, including better quality of life through improved self-esteem and personal fulfillment.
Recording your goals
One positive way to go about achieving hopes and dreams is to keep a record of your goal-reaching process. As well as cataloging goals, include the methods you plan to use in achieving them and the progress you make along the way. Seeing tangible progress in writing will help keep you motivated, focused and inspired.
Aside from the obvious health and wellness goals, many people with cancer use their illness as an opportunity to improve their quality of life by fulfilling lifelong dreams and desires. According to the National Cancer Institute, goals should be specific and attainable. Travel, for example, is a goal shared by many. If you've always wanted to travel to a foreign country, consider keeping a travel journal. In your journal, include photos of your desired destination, a list of sights you'd like to see on your journey and the steps you've taken in reaching your travel goals. This could include learning the basics of a foreign language, getting a passport and keeping a record of any savings you've accumulated in preparation of your trip.
You can keep a record of other types of goals, as well. For instance, if you've always wanted to learn a craft, such as sewing or embroidery, write down your ultimate goals and all the steps you plan to take in attaining them. For example, if your goal is to sew your own dress or outfit, record each step of your learning experience. You can even insert photos of your progress and, for motivation, examples of what you'd like to achieve.
Blogging
As an alternative to keeping a journal, many people create a blog in which to catalog their hopes and dreams. Blogging can be a great outlet for creativity, and can serve as a significant source of motivation and inspiration. In addition, blogs also provide support in the form of fellow bloggers and online friends.Take it Step-by-StepInstead of focusing on the big picture, look at achieving your goals as a step-by-step process. This way, you're less likely to feel overwhelmed, bored or discouraged. Dream big, but set small goals in order to attain your end results. Don't forget to record your progress, and make it a point to celebrate each victory you experience on your way to achieving your goals!
Cataloging Your Goals for Motivation, Inspiration and Success
Having dreams and goals you'd like to accomplish is a basic part of the human experience. When faced with a life-threatening illness, such as breast cancer or mesothelioma, the desire to fulfill desires and achieve goals can be even more significant. No matter an individual's circumstances or prognosis, the achieving of life goals can provide significant benefits, including better quality of life through improved self-esteem and personal fulfillment.
Recording your goals
One positive way to go about achieving hopes and dreams is to keep a record of your goal-reaching process. As well as cataloging goals, include the methods you plan to use in achieving them and the progress you make along the way. Seeing tangible progress in writing will help keep you motivated, focused and inspired.
Aside from the obvious health and wellness goals, many people with cancer use their illness as an opportunity to improve their quality of life by fulfilling lifelong dreams and desires. According to the National Cancer Institute, goals should be specific and attainable. Travel, for example, is a goal shared by many. If you've always wanted to travel to a foreign country, consider keeping a travel journal. In your journal, include photos of your desired destination, a list of sights you'd like to see on your journey and the steps you've taken in reaching your travel goals. This could include learning the basics of a foreign language, getting a passport and keeping a record of any savings you've accumulated in preparation of your trip.
You can keep a record of other types of goals, as well. For instance, if you've always wanted to learn a craft, such as sewing or embroidery, write down your ultimate goals and all the steps you plan to take in attaining them. For example, if your goal is to sew your own dress or outfit, record each step of your learning experience. You can even insert photos of your progress and, for motivation, examples of what you'd like to achieve.
Blogging
As an alternative to keeping a journal, many people create a blog in which to catalog their hopes and dreams. Blogging can be a great outlet for creativity, and can serve as a significant source of motivation and inspiration. In addition, blogs also provide support in the form of fellow bloggers and online friends.Take it Step-by-StepInstead of focusing on the big picture, look at achieving your goals as a step-by-step process. This way, you're less likely to feel overwhelmed, bored or discouraged. Dream big, but set small goals in order to attain your end results. Don't forget to record your progress, and make it a point to celebrate each victory you experience on your way to achieving your goals!
Thursday, March 15, 2012
OT game
Ok this post is going to be more devoted to this sweet game
I invented for OT class but there is one important thing I want to share. What I want to say is this blog will still be
my random thoughts but I have an awesome opportunity to use this site for
something good. From time to time starting with my next post I will have
someone guess posting about tips for more healthy living so check these post
out I think they will be beneficial.
Ok now to explainabout my game. The thing is OT is a special class I’m not even sure how else to
explain that statement. A lot of crazy things happen every week so I have invented
a game to help pass time. So without further ado here’s the game.
The Game
Ok here’s how the game works it’s a drinking game. Before
you freak out we will be replacing alcohol with water or your favorite soft
drink. I don’t ever recommend drinking in class. So once you choose your drink
which I will be using 16 oz bottles of diet rite because it’s cheap. Ok basically
this game is easy I will have a point system. Every time something happens from
the list you look and see if it’s a one shot two shot or three shot thing. And
then you take that many shots. My theory is I can finish at least three 16 oz
bottles before class is over. So pretty simple right? Let’s get started.
Automatic shot- If WCG brings tea in a mason jar.
One shot- 1. Every time WCG
says something.
2. every time laffy McGhee laughs
3. When the prof ask
WCG what he thinks
Two shots- 1.whenever WCG
says it’s all about Roshi.
2. Whenever Laffy gets through a full statement without
Laughing
Three shots- 1. Whenever WCG actually says something relevant.
2. Whenever someone besides Laffy or WCG talks
That’s all I got I can add later but I’ll test
this game tomorrow and see how
I invented for OT class but there is one important thing I want to share. What I want to say is this blog will still be
my random thoughts but I have an awesome opportunity to use this site for
something good. From time to time starting with my next post I will have
someone guess posting about tips for more healthy living so check these post
out I think they will be beneficial.
Ok now to explainabout my game. The thing is OT is a special class I’m not even sure how else to
explain that statement. A lot of crazy things happen every week so I have invented
a game to help pass time. So without further ado here’s the game.
The Game
Ok here’s how the game works it’s a drinking game. Before
you freak out we will be replacing alcohol with water or your favorite soft
drink. I don’t ever recommend drinking in class. So once you choose your drink
which I will be using 16 oz bottles of diet rite because it’s cheap. Ok basically
this game is easy I will have a point system. Every time something happens from
the list you look and see if it’s a one shot two shot or three shot thing. And
then you take that many shots. My theory is I can finish at least three 16 oz
bottles before class is over. So pretty simple right? Let’s get started.
Automatic shot- If WCG brings tea in a mason jar.
One shot- 1. Every time WCG
says something.
2. every time laffy McGhee laughs
3. When the prof ask
WCG what he thinks
Two shots- 1.whenever WCG
says it’s all about Roshi.
2. Whenever Laffy gets through a full statement without
Laughing
Three shots- 1. Whenever WCG actually says something relevant.
2. Whenever someone besides Laffy or WCG talks
That’s all I got I can add later but I’ll test
this game tomorrow and see how
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