Ok so I'm writing this post because one of my bucket list items have been completed as of 2 days ago. This item is number 132 have a fan club with at least 50 members. I got a link on Facebook to my fan page which has 112 members.As of now one thing on the list down only 149 t0 go. To celebrate I'm going on a huge rant.
Ok here's the deal I really want to see the movie 21 Jump Street. The reason I haven't is because of that worthless excuse of an actor Channing Tatum. In my opinion he is the worst actor ever. I know some people are like your just jealous. This is not true I know he's better looking than me and can probably get more women in a day than I could my entire life. This is the chain of life the good looking get by based on hotness and the rest of us get by through our talents. The problem is Channing has no talent and shouldn't be rewarded with more movie roles. Woman you can't really tell me you enjoy his movies. If he looked like fat Jonah Hill but had the same acting skills you would not watch his movies. If you want to ogle over him get a calender don't support his movies.
I understand the appeal of him. Men have a version of Channing it's Olivia Munn. Olivia is hot and I would say most of the male population would agree but as hot as she is she can't act. This doesn't mean she can't be on tv. She unlike Channing found her niche and that is being on G4 as a host. She didn't have to do anything but go to things like Comic Con ask some easy questions and look hot. The nerds in return show her love because it's as close as most of them will ever get to finding that mythological woman who is hot,loves video games,and wants to take vacations to Sci Fi conventions. But when Munn tried her hand at real acting like the Daily show she failed. Some of you might say the Daily show isn't that basically just interviewing people. No it's more than that it's satire. To do that you have to have comedic timing which she did not,all she had was looks. Don't get me wrong there are many good looking people out there with talent and comedic timing I'm just saying Munn and Channing do not posse those qualities so watch there interviews buy their calenders but please I beg of yo don't watch their movies. Stand with me against this horrible travesty of them getting lead roles over people who can actually act.
To finish my random babble I will leave you with a break down of Channing movies to show how bad of an actor he is.
1. Coach Carter- Wow he's so forgettable I didn't know he was in this movie. This movie is only good because of Samuel L Jackson
2. Supercross- to be fair this movie took a collaboration of bad acting such as Aaron Carter to be as terrible as it was.
3. War of the Worlds- it's fitting the worst Spielberg film (yes I would say worse than Indiana Jones 4) would have Channing in it. Note besides these 2 films everything Spielberg does is amazing
4. Havoc- This movie is so bad all I can remember is it's one of a billion films where Anne Hathaway gets naked.
5. She's the man- This is the first time I can recall saying wow this guy is a bad actor.
6. A guide to recognizing your saints- didn't see but despite Channing it looks like it could be good.
7. Step up- did anyone truly like this film
8. Battle in Seattle- to be fair I didn't know this was a movie so can't hate on it.
9. Step up 2- all I can say is really.
10. Stop-loss- I actually enjoyed this one Channing wasn't in it enough to ruin it.
11. Fighting- All I can say is thank you Channing for proving you can make a film about underground street fighting boring without trying to. I didn't think it was possible.
12. Public Enemies- Chaniing probably thanked his lucky stars he was in a well written,well directed movie with 2 great actors Depp, and Bale. These factors forgave his bad acting in an otherwise good film.
13. G.I. Joe- This movie was so bad I can't talk about it out of respect to the cartoon.
14. Dear John- Boring!!
15. The Dilemma- to be fair this was a conscience effort on everyone involved in the film for it to be as bad as it was.
16. The Son of No One-Never seen it but on the cover Channing is sporting an amazing creeper mustache
17. The Eagle- I refuse to see this one looks to terrible.
18. Ten year- No clue about this one never heard of it.
19. Haywire- Haven't seen it but it looks like it could be ok
20. The vow- it's a not funny 50 first dates
21. 21 Jump Street- We'll see
22. G.I. Joe part 2- I'll admit I have hi hopes for this movie but my question is if you want to revamp a movie franchise why would you bring back the worst actor from the first movie?
23. Magic Mike- This film has both Channing and Munn!!! By no means should anyone see this film. It's fitting that this movie is in 2012 because it might be a sign of the Apocalypse.
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